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Pet peeves.

   Okay, it's late. It's 2 AM, and I should call it a night. But, for some reason I'd rather write this silly post just for kicks...

   I've got quite a few pet peeves. I admit it. But not too long ago I saw something that just make me smile... and maybe it shouldn't have. Maybe.

   I hate texting. 

   I really hate it. It is the single most time-wasting, and destructive habit a person can engage in that threatens the preservation of written language, and communication in general. (I don't think I'm overstating it.)

   But nothing beats the irritation I feel when I see a person walking down the street while texting. Oohhh man, that gets the blood pressure up.

   The other day, however, while I was maneuvering through the rush hour streets of Manhattan on my way home, I saw a woman pulling a wheeled suitcase in one hand while texting with the other, and just as I was passing her, I happened to glance in her direction when "WHAM!", she walked right into a wall.

   My first instinct was to laugh. Not out loud, but surely inwardly. But after I though about it- the embarrassment she must have felt, the potential injury she could have suffered, or her severely limited attention span she must be suffering from that causes her to text while walking in the first place- after I considered all these... I laughed some more.

   And you know... I'm still laughing.

   I'm sorry. but that was pretty funny, but it's also sad that this is where we've come to as a culture.

   So, for the fun of it, what are some of your pet peeves? I'm curious.

   Here's another one of mine: When a man sits with his legs crossed so that his pant leg is hiked up higher than his sock exposing a bit of his hairy leg. ...Gyah! Man, that will make me get up and move to another seat on the train, thank you very much.

   How can I read with that thing staring at me?! 

   Wow... okay... anyone else?

   (Hmm.... on second thought, maybe I should have gone to bed.)

   

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  •    There's another peeve: Cookbooks written by genocidal maniacs.

       Although, to be fair "Mein Strudel" does have a great topfenstrudel recipe. DELISH!

  • FAMILY MEMBERS WHO RUIN THE ENDINGS TO MOVIES AND TV SHOWS!

    That is why God created Nerf guns, for minor infractions and AirSoft for major infractions. In fact I am loading my airsoft pistol now and setting my sights on my son because he is ruining season 3 of the walking dead as I type this. Hold on guys... aiming... aiming. Ok he shut up. So he is safe now.

  • Here is all time issues!

    NOT HAVING A PERSONALIZED GREETING ON YOUR VOICE MAIL!

    I hate calling someone and hearing "you have reached the sprint voicemail box for <insert number> please leave a message." So I never do, and probably wont ever call back. I you are too darn lazy to let me know that I have the right person then I am to darn lazy to leave you a message. 10-1 you wanted me to call you for something anyway and needed something from me. 

    this peeve goes hand in hand with...

    PEOPLE WHO LEAVE REALLY STUPID MESSAGES FOR THEIR OUT GOING VOICEMAIL!

    I hate even worse getting someones voicemail and their voice mail message is them pretending to answer your call and then come back with "haha tricked you! its my voice mail". I that case I dont leave a message, and secretly sign them up for all kinds of telemarketers and online crap. I did this to my mother in law. She was like on my voice mail "Please call me so, I need your help for <this or that>". So, I did. Got her stupid wanna be practical joke voice mail, and IT WAS ON. Not only did I not show up to help her for <this or that> I set her up BIG TIME with email spam, internet hoax stuff, telemarketers, snail mail offers. The works...

    REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD... ICE COLD!

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  • Hey, be nice to Jar Jar; he's the reason I enjoyed the first episode. :P

    My biggest pet peeve is when I work on a drawing for hours...it's almost finished...just one last detail and... Gagh! The page rips!

     

  • @ Steve-don't forget, breathing in all that eraser dust can be hazardous to your health as well...as for paper cuts, my fingers are calloused over now, lol.

  •    Wow, Ralph... you've got law and order all sewn into the fabric of your family! Nice!

       My family, on the other hand, is more like the kind that your family would throw up against a car. (Hands kept where they can be seen, of course.)

       You know, when I dropped out of college, and had no idea what I was gonna do with my life, I thought about being a cop. But my girlfriend at the time (now my wife) said she wouldn't stay with me if I went down that road.

       I guess looking back the life of an illustrator is a bit less life threatening that police work. Just a bit, you know. I mean... hello?! Paper cuts!

       D.L., you've my admiration and respect, sir.

  • @ D.L.

    I'm with you on Jar Jar Binks, Tyler Perry movies, and speedos.

    btw My son is trying out for the Sheriff's academy, my brother was a police officer for LAPD for 25 years and my cousin is LA County Sheriff.

     

  • @ stave and ralph on #2

    I have made some pretty good traffic stops on people driving and texting. Its a ticket that has a nice fine attached. There have been some bad accidents in my area due to people texing and driving... ie. my own daughter TWICE! Get this one person told me that they were not texting and driving, I told them I took a photo of them with my dash cam of them doing it. She was like, oh. Point.shoot.score! Sometimes its fun being a cop...

  •    I'm right with you on #2, Ralph. I wish I had a reception jammer that kills all reception in a 30 foot radius around me.

       In fact, I read a story where someone was busted for using one on a bus. (Article here.)

       And, D.L., I think we can shorten #4 to: "Speedos".

       

  • 1. ex lax - you just cant trust a chocolate candy bar that is also a laxative. taste good but creepy

    2. Old women with young women's bodies. Like a train wreck, you just can't help to keep looking in wonder

    3. Old men with really young girl friends. Ewww. he's a "chester" creepy. 

    4. Fat hairy men in speedos. nuff said there.

    5. Women with full beards. creepy. especially when they edge it up to a goatee.

    6. Any Tyler Perry project. Same plot, different title. yawn... 

    7. Non Alcoholic beer. Heck the Bible tells us if we think about it is just as bad as doing it. hmmmm.

    8. comb overs. You are not fooling anybody. Jason Stathem is balding so am i. Im sexy and i know it!

    9. veggie burgers. That's just sin! You are supposed to have meat on a burnt offering bbq. Just ask Able.

    10.  Jar Jar Binks. Kill of Darth Maul but keep this idiot for 3 episodes. Really George! Really!

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